dank

Adj.: Ignorant and Outlandish.

Vb: Danking. To be ignorant on the internet just to accumulate attention.

Noun: Dankness. The state of being oblivious to your need for attention while continuing to ask for it.

A term originating from IRC.

Man, he was actin like a dank. Talkin all this nonsense just to have people look at his posts.

We had 30 idiots danking yesterday. It was so pathetic, we weren't going to believe their nonsense.

Bill o'reily was full of Dankness, picking hip-hop as a catalyst for crime

by Madd Basik July 27, 2008

dank

1. positive, awesome

2. gross, contaminated

1. "that's some dollar-menu dank right there"

2. "nasty, man! that's kate humbarger dank!"

by pv2 February 10, 2008

dank

The correct meaning of dank is a marijuana joint or blunt, That is sprinkled with cocaine

Twist one up. Roll up a dank.

by Roy m3 June 6, 2005

dank

something delicious and yummy and amazing....mmmm the pasta i ate tonight :)

scrumptious meals, lets see for example jimmy johns, oakland gyros, johnny v's....etc. etc.

shit that sub was dank

by meel face September 10, 2006

dank

1)the act of eating out another guys butthole

1)"are you hungry?" "no i just danked out steve"

by ben and vin December 29, 2005

dank

so cool you cant even describe it.

lola that boy is so frickin dank!

by lizapiza October 20, 2007

dank

just another word for weed

Hey got any dank.

by Anonymous October 6, 2002