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danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
by randytaylor May 20, 2009
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Danish Dunk

The act of teabagging;

The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner

Proving how much of a man you are
My Mom complains that I eat to many donuts so I gave her the Danish Dunk.
by Juicy Jay!!!! December 16, 2008
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Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
by MrTits August 22, 2009
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Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick
It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action
by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010
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anish danish

by Oseeker November 3, 2017
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dirty danish

When your mate repeatedly rams their nose into your ass hole, then you shart in their face.
Did you hear? Jamie gave Jasmine a Dirty Danish in the back office.
by Forgotten12546 September 22, 2013
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Danish Rounders

the act in which three men have sex with a danish women and continue to switch orifices while having sex with her. In a "musical chair" sort of way.
"Dude lets play danish rounders with that one chick from economics class"!
by Big PNUt March 27, 2010
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