Dandy Randy

Licking a woman’s pussy while she is sitting on the toilet.

I wasn’t sure that I it was possible but I my man made me squirt while I was shitting. That was dandy Randy!

by DizzleDrizzle February 1, 2021

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dandy andy

The act of one male fellatting another male, only after the male who is performing oral sex has received anal sex (see "Ass To Mouth"). The Dandy Andy refers specifically to homosexual males.

My partner and I went to a chili cook-off and later went home to have some sex...after I pounded him he gave me a Dandy Andy.

by Samuel Whipple December 9, 2008

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handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

by Saccait November 12, 2008

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An idiom of good emotional well being after a long day/night out on the town. This happens when your brain is not able to properly function and does not have the ability to correctly say "fine and dandy".

I am feeling dandy fine after those four margaritias.

I was a mess last night, but despite the fact, I am feeling dandy fine today.

You look dandy fine today my darling, haggered to say the least, but dandy fine.

by jdionysus November 4, 2010

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dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

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