God Dammit

God Dammit is the best phrase to say whenever something goes wrong. It is commonly used by unlucky people.

Me: God dammit!
David: Shut up we already know thats your catchphrase

by Lexfunni October 15, 2023

boo dammit

Looking like total crap. Also FUBARed.

At a manufacturing facility, for example, an engineer receives his prototype parts from the toolmaker and says after a brief evaluation, "These parts look like boo dammit!"

by tookey75 October 13, 2011

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014

stoppit dammit!

The natural response when a website keeps nagging you for more information or to upgrade your browser or other such related personal information before allowing you to proceed.

"Thank you such in such, we appreciate your business, we would like you to update your information click the get started button to get started."

"stoppit dammit!"

by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013

Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.

Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?

by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025

Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.

"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".

by xCosmicWizardx August 23, 2012