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Jesuit Dallas

The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!
Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"

Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"

Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."

Lax Bro #2: "It is."

Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"
by phillyphromtexas December 15, 2010
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