Daffuckk

it means what the Fuck?
but ONLY in certain situations

"There is a extremely badly parked car in the car park."

"DAFFUCKK, it's like a mm from the other car"

by Ayman82 January 30, 2010

Danford

An unusually long shit.

"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.

by FishyFry May 9, 2018

daffodil

A shallow, beautiful women; one who offers little more then face value. A good-time girl.

Think of the daffodil's who entertain at Angelo & Maxxie's.

by RussG January 13, 2008

daforrow

The day after tomorrow (da'af'orrow)
It seems most other languages have a word for the day after tomorrow, so why not us? Now if we can figure out one for the day before yesterday... da'be'terday? Nah.
rel: tomorrow gatilsday

Hey let's do lunch! How about say tomorrow or daforrow.

by Mike Vasquez September 26, 2005

dafoed

To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.

I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.

by brylan April 28, 2007

daffodil

A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)

- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.

by VirginFlower June 22, 2010

Daffle

after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he got powned in a very funny way. Also sounds cool cuz its like waffle but with a D :P

LMAO HE JUST GOT DAFFLE POWNED BY THE INVISIBLE SLIDING DOOR!!! HAHAHA

by metesh October 16, 2008