Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021

Dad

The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).

Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!

by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015

Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

DADDING

VERB

1: TO EXPRESS DAD QUALITIES SUCH AS BEING CHEESEY OR CORNY
2: TO BE OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SOMEONE OR THING

EX: STOP DADDING OUR DOG SHES NOT ALLERGIC TO GRASS YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD HER WHILE SHE PEES

by HipsterFishster January 8, 2017

The Dad

when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return

hey Dave I'm gonna go do the dad with my wife tonight!

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

Dad

A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.

Call of Dad: Dad Ops
Dadsformers: Dads in Disguise
Dadcraft
iDadTV
Dadtionary
essinDADS
Dadlol
Bendadiii

by Ninjah Birdy April 27, 2011

A Dad

Something that I don’t have😔

Starkiesha- what happened to her?

Diamond- she doesn’t have a dad

Starkiesha-oh...

*inserts a sad dramatic song*

by A Girl That Doesn’t Have A Dad November 9, 2018