Dad

The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.

Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.

by The Ugly Prince December 14, 2017

DAD

They always there for you regardless of life's problems.

Me : life is beating me down.
Dad : I know my girly

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd January 17, 2019

Dad

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

by Sebastian III December 11, 2021

The Dad

when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return

hey Dave I'm gonna go do the dad with my wife tonight!

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

DADDING

VERB

1: TO EXPRESS DAD QUALITIES SUCH AS BEING CHEESEY OR CORNY
2: TO BE OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SOMEONE OR THING

EX: STOP DADDING OUR DOG SHES NOT ALLERGIC TO GRASS YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD HER WHILE SHE PEES

by HipsterFishster January 8, 2017

Dad

A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.

Call of Dad: Dad Ops
Dadsformers: Dads in Disguise
Dadcraft
iDadTV
Dadtionary
essinDADS
Dadlol
Bendadiii

by Ninjah Birdy April 27, 2011

A Dad

Something that I don’t have😔

Starkiesha- what happened to her?

Diamond- she doesn’t have a dad

Starkiesha-oh...

*inserts a sad dramatic song*

by A Girl That Doesn’t Have A Dad November 9, 2018