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wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.
Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
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Sack cycling

When your balls hang so low they get stuck in your bike pedals but you still pedaling like they ain't.
"That boys balls were so low i swear he was sack cycling that shit"
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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Skurman Cycle

The reboot cycle on a public vending machine that clears stucks products. Can be forced by unplugging the machine.
Yeah, my diet coke got stuck in the machine so I pulled the power plug and forced it into a Skurman cycle. It spat that can right out.
by vendomatic June 3, 2011
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Emanstrial cycle

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle
Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle
by Realfacts4urlife July 12, 2017
mugGet the Emanstrial cyclemug.

spin cycle

When an opiate addict rotates in and out of rehab continuously for the experience of the first high after being clean for a few days. Also known as the cause of most drug over doses of relapse addicts.
Many addicts die from over doses after coming out of the spin cycle of rehab and addiction.
by Fonda Cox March 26, 2008
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snick cycle

A multi-month long cycle of anticipation, hype, and eventually trolling in regards to any video game that is coming out. Originally started solely on the xbox 360 platform, it has recently moved to PC games. The support varies from extreme devotion to the game to it's eventual badmouthing.
the snick cycle is in full effect for BF3
by DocBN4G October 2, 2011
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hit for the cycle

Baseball analogy: Cumming in a woman's mouth, vagina, and ass all in one sex session.
Patrick will soon fulfill a lifelong dream, when Nicole lets him hit for the cycle all in one night.
by BeautifulPervert! July 7, 2010
mugGet the hit for the cyclemug.

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