by billybobs2729 January 25, 2008

When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.
Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
by Black KKK August 10, 2019

by Ubereatsass May 16, 2023

A Jackass, Retard, or Asshole of very dominant white descent. They make fun of your clothes, athletic ability, etc. and have horrible excuses of insults that their other White Cummie friends think is clever.
White Cummie: Hey Romanian, where's your spear? *high fives friend and slams locker*
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.
by Miles_Bey0nd October 12, 2017

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush
“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
by deanBrock September 8, 2022

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.
by antology May 31, 2017

Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!
Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!
Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!
by un-herd October 3, 2015
