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titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.
1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.
by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011
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Cucumber Sandwich

When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!

By Ramos The Barbarian.
Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018
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Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand
Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"
by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016
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Cucumber Stew

A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it
by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022
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Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
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Cucumber Juice

Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.
Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .
by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022
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slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet
Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber
by Choncho July 22, 2019
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