a pointed stick or pencil of colored clay, chalk, wax, etc., used for drawing or coloring.
It is often mistakingly pronounced "cray-yon" which is, in fact, not a real word.
It is often mistakingly pronounced "cray-yon" which is, in fact, not a real word.
What the fuck is a crayon? are you retarded? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were dropped a lot as a kid and didn't mean to offend you, but could you please pass the blue cran so I could finish coloring this?
by K-Horse May 18, 2009
Get the Cran mug.A herd loud, intrusive girls whose natural habitat is frat parties. Known to be too loud at all times, often screaming baby noises at social gatherings. To organize they give a loud call of, "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS." When synchronized the call reaches resonance that can burst the ear drums of any unsuspecting males in the area. The only known defense against the cry is to be heavily intoxicated.
Once drunk the CRAN will attempt to leave their home but must change their clothes 4-8 times and change their plans repeatedly, until know one knows where they are going. Many biologists believe this is to confuse predators that would follow the CRAN. Once organized they move from party to party only stopping for minutes at a time to express their displeasure in their current surroundings. The migratory patterns of the CRAN are little understood, as they repeat this pattern every weekend and no observer has yet had the resilience to follow one for the entire journey.
The CRAN are known to fanatical about sports that they have very little understanding and even less experience with. It is ill advised to confront a CRAN about their ignorance as they are known to get aggressive and charge their confronter. This is very dangerous as the CRAN hides two pronged horns at the top of their head, under their hair. A CRAN can be identified as about to charge when they drop their head and blow steam out their nostrils.
Once drunk the CRAN will attempt to leave their home but must change their clothes 4-8 times and change their plans repeatedly, until know one knows where they are going. Many biologists believe this is to confuse predators that would follow the CRAN. Once organized they move from party to party only stopping for minutes at a time to express their displeasure in their current surroundings. The migratory patterns of the CRAN are little understood, as they repeat this pattern every weekend and no observer has yet had the resilience to follow one for the entire journey.
The CRAN are known to fanatical about sports that they have very little understanding and even less experience with. It is ill advised to confront a CRAN about their ignorance as they are known to get aggressive and charge their confronter. This is very dangerous as the CRAN hides two pronged horns at the top of their head, under their hair. A CRAN can be identified as about to charge when they drop their head and blow steam out their nostrils.
"I heard this awful baby noise that drilled into my head until i fell to my knees and my ears started to bleed. The pain was so incredible that i cut out my own ears with rusty spoon. It was a CRAN."
"I was talking to this girl at the bar, we were watching a football game and she asked why they didn't just kick it every time they got the ball. I said it didn't work like that and I was immediately gored to death."
"I was walking past a frat party and heard someone yelling shots, it got so loud all the surrounding glass, including my glasses, cracked. Its been 5 days and my hearing has not returned."
"I was talking to this girl at the bar, we were watching a football game and she asked why they didn't just kick it every time they got the ball. I said it didn't work like that and I was immediately gored to death."
"I was walking past a frat party and heard someone yelling shots, it got so loud all the surrounding glass, including my glasses, cracked. Its been 5 days and my hearing has not returned."
by The wicked wrestler October 4, 2011
Get the CRAN mug.Crotch dandruff. There are five main levels of crotch dander classifified by size with level 1 being about the size of Splenda/Equal/Nutrasweet granules, level 2 being the size of salt, level 5 being the size of rock salt, and so on.
"Man when Luke got up from the tabel there was crander in his chair!"
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CRANDER, YO!"
"I heard Liz got the herp from David's crander!"
"Get some Crander Blue for yo crander, man! @$#% works gooood!"
"There was crander in Rebecca's drink."
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CRANDER, YO!"
"I heard Liz got the herp from David's crander!"
"Get some Crander Blue for yo crander, man! @$#% works gooood!"
"There was crander in Rebecca's drink."
by clemsontgr4real March 29, 2007
Get the crander mug.A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.
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Get the cranberry prayer mug."I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
by Greg Proops April 22, 2008
Get the cranberry condom mug.Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
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