by Roffe May 16, 2003
imagine a person around 15 years old with long hair, huge baggy jeans with their underwear hanging out + a long sleeved t shirt with a shortsleeved t-shirt over it with a skateboard on it and 'rebel sk8er dude FX' on it, a skateboard under one arm and earphones permanantly lodged within their ears playing punk metal at extreme volume so that everyone within 10 metres can clearly hear the obscene lyrics, and who showers roughly 3 times a month. (the skateboard could also be replaced with roller blades.)
crusty: duuude
me: what?
crusty: like, duuuuude
crusty 1: dude did you check out the new NOFX album?
crusty 2: totally like awesome dude
crusty 1: dude lets go to the skate park and bust a few lips
crusty 2: duuuude
me: what?
crusty: like, duuuuude
crusty 1: dude did you check out the new NOFX album?
crusty 2: totally like awesome dude
crusty 1: dude lets go to the skate park and bust a few lips
crusty 2: duuuude
by MIKE!!!!!!! November 03, 2005
by i wanna go to hawaii yay October 03, 2005
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
by Krusty Balloons August 29, 2020
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
by blumpkin25 February 09, 2015
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020