Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
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by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019
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1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
by Xiber June 14, 2008
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Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
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Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009
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