Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Crumbs

chunks of toejam or food left in your belly button that have decomposed so that you can literally eat them without gettting food poisoning!

kid: mom! these crumbs i found are really really really really.. really soggy and tasty!

by chiknstu August 23, 2006

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

sex crumbs

crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.

after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.

by speedo jackson April 6, 2006

Quiche Crumbs

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009

Ball-crumbs

The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.

Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me

by Peacock Lady February 23, 2011

Boobie crumbs

When women eat food and bits of food falls into their cleavage.

Whoops… I accidentally dropped some rice crackers down my cleavage.

Ohh… you mean you got some boobie crumbs.

by Jill D. and Kevin C. August 22, 2008