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Crud

Another word for “weed
Tommy: Aye JR do you have any CRUD left from last night ?

JR: Yea man, I got you.
by OG Wolfy October 5, 2017
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals
i have to check for crud before my dick appointment
by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021
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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Crudding

Similar to looksmaxxing and crud, if someone is crudding, they are attempting to get better than you,
"Crud is not crudding 💀💀💀"

"Yeah, I'm crudding? What makes you think I'm not?"
by Jollliest April 20, 2024
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Crud

To call someone crud is to call them below you.
"You see him? He is crud 💀"

"Bro is not Crudding"
by Jollliest April 20, 2024
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