crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals

i have to check for crud before my dick appointment

by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021

Crud

Another word for “weed”

Tommy: Aye JR do you have any CRUD left from last night ?

JR: Yea man, I got you.

by OG Wolfy October 5, 2017

crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words

someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick

by anonymous November 29, 2020

The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022

Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

Crud

Dried up semen

I just snorted my dads crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022

Crud

Crud can be used for anything

crud I just sat on the remote and broke it. what the crud we gonna do.

Your a crud munch

by Crud cobra September 2, 2021