muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

concave penis

Female genitalia. Ussually belonging to the chick who lives with four frat boys and isn't overly offended by the constant mangled vagina, donkey fluffing, or XTREME(yes, you have to pronounce it with enthusiasm) hand-job references. Also may have mastered the art of vagina shadow puppets.

My concave penis is bigger than yours.

by Banana Wiggles December 14, 2008

concavage

The result of having no breasts. It appears that your chest is flater than your collar bone.

Damn, her chest is so flat that she's got concavage. Her cleavage is inverted!

by Christopher B. S. April 6, 2005

Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell

Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.

by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008

conceited

thinks teh earth revolves around you

I'm not conceited bitch, I'm just awesome!"

by Hulia Hotpants January 20, 2005

choncha

Another word for Coochie,Crotch,Vagina,Cunt,etc

Hey Choncha!! "Her Choncha was Go0o0od!"

by Ra tat tat tat April 3, 2005

Chonchos

Mexican slang word to describe a thing or persona, usually not in a derogatory sense.

1.Adj., Serious or Seriously

2. Adj., Big, Hefty, or Fat

1. Spanish El Guasón: "por qué tan Chonchos?"
English translation: "Why so serious?"

2. Spanish grocery ad: "Ahorros Chonchos!"
English translation: "Big fat savings!"

by chrcal October 1, 2016