Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 March 8, 2016

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 11, 2018

Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010

croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to

Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:

by Yaba Daba Doo! September 7, 2023