When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
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When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
by Aj2905 September 1, 2014
Get the jammy croissant mug.Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
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Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
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