Poke the critter

Intercourse or female masturbation with a phallic object

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter

by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019

swamp critter

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

by Ummie December 26, 2008

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Canyon Critter

A term for the hippie folk of the unincorporated community of Canyon, CA. Critters are known for their love of growing weed, driving around in huge trucks, shooting out signs along the road, and drinking and driving late in the night. Critters are distrustful of outsiders, and have been known to harass or even attack outsiders, aka people from Moraga, Oakland, or Hayward. Canyon Critters are mostly harmless, however, and enjoy smoking copious amounts of homegrown marijuana with their eleven dogs.

"Last night some faggot in a truck tried to make me and my friends pick up trash when we were smoking in Canyon" -person one
"Goddamn Canyon Critters" -Person two

by benisinbagina July 17, 2013

Critter Bashing

The act of killing or injuring a small mammal or amphibion. Commonly seen in Western Pennsylvania.

Hey man, let's go critter bashing at my house tonight!

He broke his leg critter bashing.

by MLK20 August 30, 2011

Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 10, 2023

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

by java monster February 24, 2008