by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019
Get the Poke the crittermug. hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.
by Ummie December 26, 2008
Get the swamp crittermug. A term for the hippie folk of the unincorporated community of Canyon, CA. Critters are known for their love of growing weed, driving around in huge trucks, shooting out signs along the road, and drinking and driving late in the night. Critters are distrustful of outsiders, and have been known to harass or even attack outsiders, aka people from Moraga, Oakland, or Hayward. Canyon Critters are mostly harmless, however, and enjoy smoking copious amounts of homegrown marijuana with their eleven dogs.
"Last night some faggot in a truck tried to make me and my friends pick up trash when we were smoking in Canyon" -person one
"Goddamn Canyon Critters" -Person two
"Goddamn Canyon Critters" -Person two
by benisinbagina July 17, 2013
Get the Canyon Crittermug. by scott a garrett September 3, 2006
Get the croch crittersmug. Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the brita crittermug. by MLK20 August 30, 2011
Get the Critter Bashingmug. Also known as Crank Critters Typical to be found on anything just slightly out of your eyes focal point either moving quickly in the peripheral field of vision and then freezing just as soon as you turn to acknowledge its presence. Shapeshifters from another dimension known to turn into random pieces of rubbish upon closer inspection. Only found to be present entering day 4 and beyond of any typical crystal meth fueled bender regardless of ones predilection to psychosomatic hallucinations when sober. Aka the beginning of the end for the inevitably insane or anyone frequenting the outer rim of the frayed edges of sanity.
“You boys ever seen a meth critter before? What do you mean wtf am I smokin, the same shit as you dumbass you just hit on that big shit a few years and you’ll see for yourselves them lil shits are real!!! and if you quit yer jibber jabber in an giggles I’ll tell you weenus tuggin amateur 12 hour marathon masterbatin mommas boys exactly what meth critters are: because I stared into the soul of one eye to eye in the winter of El Niño 1997. So there I was waiting for my guy on the canal bank right beyond the edge of juvenile hall just smokin a cigarette minding my own on the porch of a buddies slut moms house early on a Thursday... no satur...or was it Friday? no that was lasterday and my buddy was still Down in Fresno at his dads for the week so yeah it must’ve been Monday already again...eh fuck it look the point is I heard that Meth Critter long before I saw him but then again there it was creeping from shadow to shadow making its way down the alley. Then just as we made eye contact & right then before my unblinking eyes bam! that meth critter turned into a fn Carl’s Jr. hamburger wrapper & then just as swiftly it was now a seagull that flew up an away into a swirling mist...” -wise words spoken by a toothless old tweaker with the confidence of a true believer as a PSA or cautionary tale to wide eyed and drug addled teenagers (aka: anytown usa’s neighborhood kids known to hang @ any Rick’s place in the trailer park)
by Big D!ck Daddy July 19, 2019
Get the Meth Crittersmug.