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Criss

The act of suckling on the tit of your beloved.
by dustmug July 30, 2025
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Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.
by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020
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Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
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criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3
i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009
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Criss

The combination of crap and piss.
Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!
by CrissMaster March 10, 2020
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McKinsey Criss

The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.
Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!
by NolandoFlordide September 20, 2022
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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