Krispy Cream

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Cream gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men

Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

by Anonymoustowho22 June 27, 2022

cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.

If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Amica Cream

A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team.

Have you heard of Amica cream? Do you know if she was wearing any Amica cream

by BinaryBlonde May 9, 2022

Dreaming creaming

A wet dream

Little Dougie woke up in a puddle after the dreaming creaming !

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Octopus cream

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013