Cranked

To fuck someone

guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf

guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!

by SavDrips January 19, 2019

Crank

The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.

When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.

Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy

by NewDude12 August 27, 2020

Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014

Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

crank that

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.

Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!

by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007

crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

by Cuzza August 16, 2007

Crank

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

by YTL2000 May 19, 2009