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Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
by SteRDLK May 31, 2009
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Dan Cole

Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"
Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.

Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009
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caylenwolf

An illiterate freak on twitter that harasses females and disrespects them when he doesn't get his way
God, CaylenWolf is such an ass. He just cursed someone out for not giving him nudes.
by TwitterClaw April 3, 2015
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Coiled

Cringe-worthy or uncomfortable
Ew he kissed you, I'm coiled.
by Topmomo1 May 13, 2017
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Colefatcunt

Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.
Travis Colefatcunt.
by pdizz30 October 28, 2011
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chylei

Pronounced Kylie

She’s fun and a bit dirty minded but once you get to know her you’ll understand.
She’ll make fun of you sometimes and judge you,but in a fun way.
Kelli: man Chylei’s joke was funny!
Ellie: I know right!!
by Crimson Demon January 24, 2018
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Cayleen

Cayleen's are usually shy but still caring and truthful with her friends.She hardly ever moody,she tries to stay as happy as she can be at times.She can be so fun to talk to and is so kind.
Friend: I can't believe we met a friend like Cayleen.
Friend2:Yea she is so honest and kind.
Friend:She is the best.
by Magoo😂 September 16, 2018
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