smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.

"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013

smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."

"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."

by bearhotep August 27, 2013

Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.

You messed up like water cooler roulette.

by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016

jack cotter

A fucking idiot

Jack cotter your a fucking idiot

by Jack cotter November 29, 2016

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

The Way You Do Your Thang Is Cooler Than Denzel Washington.A Song Chamillionaire And Z-ro Did Together.

Dont Try To Knock Tha Hustle Cuz Your Just Waisting Your Time.I'm Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

by Yung Phat Pat December 19, 2009

Cooleric

To Spam someone IRL or on the Internet (or even @ing the person you are typing to in your personal DM to them)

To DDOS someones Brain

I Coolericed a guy named Cooleric90 on Discord lastnight, pogchamp.

by SexyOtter October 31, 2020