context

no human ever alive has ever heard of it

Guy 1: Woah look at that big cock *looks at a big chicken (aka cock) on tv*
Guy 2 in another room: you what?
Guy 1: Oh im watching this big chicken on tv, dont take it out of context!

by GSA84 April 14, 2021

Contex

Contex is a word used to describe someone who is a total failure in his civil life and sexual life.
No matter how much this person tries, it will eventually result in being a disappointment for his family and his friends.
A Contex is constantly pushed towards depression due to the insults he receives daily for being a disappointment.

Guy 1: "Last week I failed my math class.."
Guy 2: "OMG, you're such a Contex!"

by Piffooo October 16, 2021

Corte

When someone sends a shitty meme in a group text or tags you in a shitty meme.

I just got a random stupid meme from johnny, he just corted me.

by Snow nose February 9, 2015

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Hernán Cortés

The first conquistador in history, notoriously known for crushing all Aztec civilization. He was the first conquistador to enter Mexico also.

Hernán Cortés' full name was Hernán Cortés de Monroy y Pizarro Altamirano.

by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018

Cortez

one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off

fuck this short mothafucka named Cortez

by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019

taken out of context

A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.

Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."

by JohnJF October 3, 2008