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Coronavirus

A form of a virus which starts small but if sick old or very young could lead to worse infections. IF U HAVE BAD MEDICAL ISSUES OLD OR YOUNG THEN JUST STAY AT HOME IF UR NONE OF THOSE SIT TF DOWN AND CHILL STOP BUYING TOILET ROLLS THE INNER PART WERE ALL MADE IN CHINA. Just wash your hands YOU DETTY PIGS
“Omg Karen we need to go and double oil our kids because we are so f*cking stupid we didn’t vaccinate our babies because of ‘autism’ so they r probably going to die of the Coronavirus
by Thingsyouprobablydidntknow March 13, 2020
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Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus known as : World...War...3

Me : MUST BUY TOILET PAPER

Coronavirus causes : Shortage of the toilets of paper

Nick Name for Coronavirus : Corona
by _MinecraftNooby March 28, 2020
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Adam conover

by Deadman2020 December 24, 2019
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Coronavirus

Coronaviruses are a family of hundreds of viruses that can cause fever, respiratory problems, and sometimes gastrointestinal symptoms too. The 2019 novel coronavirus is one of seven members of this family known to infect humans, and the third in the past three decades to jump from animals to humans. Since emerging in China in December, this new coronavirus has caused a global health emergency, sickening almost 100,000 people worldwide, and so far killing more than 3,000. As of March 3, about 100 cases had been reported in the US, and six people have died.
Coronavirus dumb Chineseinvented
by Kayla Roussel March 12, 2020
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Coronavirus

A fucking whore that makes people cough a tiny bit and puts the whole fucking world on quarantine so you can’t hang out with people
Actully fuck coronavirus, I just wanted to go out with friends but now I can’t. She’s such a whore
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Corpovernment

The unification of Big Corporations and Big Government, with the help of the Banking/Finance/Federal Reserve sector, it is specifically referring to the current socio-economic-political situation in the United States. The entity controls all of key aspects of society, from politicians, judges, Big Industry, all the mainstream media channels, Energy, Banking/Finances, Pharmaceuticals, Food, Military/Intelligence and police. This entity will fight off any attempt at competition or loss of control of the masses.
Corpovernment revolving door example: Big Corp executives leave the company and are hired in top positions in the federal and state government by their buddies already onboard. They then write laws that benefit their former company and/or industry, and then leave the gov and are hired back with big payouts in their former job/industry.

Ex: Monsanto, Halliburton
by dracul June 28, 2013
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