cootie pie

a pie made of unborn animal fetus. Usually goat or sheep.

Karen bought a cootie pie from the meat market.

by jess-e July 18, 2006

Cootie-catcher

Metaphor for the vagina--multiple folds and inner walls.

Brooke spent the afternoon playing with her cootie-catcher instead of going to the movies as initially planned.

by Gigi Coker March 5, 2019

cunt cootie

pubic lice - also known as crabs. Blood-sucking, parasitic insects found primarily in the genitalia of humans. They are found world-wide and are quite happy to infect all races, creeds, colors, and social statuses through sexual transmission. They do not discriminate.

I can NOT believe she did that! Emilie is such a giant, smelly, crusty cunt cootie...

by woodspussy November 16, 2011

coochy cootie

a cartoon crab louse, defining the whole louse genre of cartoons, (orig. by Robt Wms.) classic counterculture cunt crab with joie de vivre

The whole anti hero, Rat fink,MAD magazine thing peaked with the creation of Coochie Cootie.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

cooty cutters

Apparently a southern slang term for a very, very tight fitting pair of girl's shorts that allows you to see the separation of a girls cunt.

Similar to a pair of "Daisy Dukes" as worn by Catherine Bach on Dukes of Hazzard.

Yo cuz, check out Lisa's "cooty cutters", you can see the split in her cunt lips.

by bleichner June 11, 2010

dick cooties

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 5, 2014