Coolest-Of-Cool Council

This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of cool. If you are not one of the coolest of cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council.

"Oh Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.

by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005

Codester

The Act Of Giving Your Girlfriend Head While Her Mother is Sitting 10 Feet Away.

While Sitting In the Living Room He Proceeded To Give Her a Codester.

by eidocmik July 27, 2009

the coolest monkey in the jungle

you a racist mofo

the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US

by dylan cock January 22, 2018

cooneater

one who sucks penis with poo on it

wow look at that cooneater's brown lipstick

by Chared November 1, 2003

coolstar

noun: a person who has demonstrated an action which has elevated that person to a state of supreme coolness.

adj: a statement expressed when an event occurs which is so unexpectedly delightful that there are no other words to describe the excitment.

noun: you're a coolstar
adj: coolstar!

by eden l October 17, 2006

Coolestest

The coolest of the coolest

Damn, that’s the coolestest thing I’ve ever seen

by bishwestan June 14, 2018

coolest person ever

natalie.

natalie is the coolest person ever !

by Not Lee Tehe January 23, 2022