consultion

unsolicited advice given as if it was the best advice ever

It's time for our monthly consultion meetings with the parent company team.
Okay, thanks for your consultion.

by woodwork professional April 11, 2022

consultocracy

when the government outsources its own duties & responsibilities to consultant types. When it seeks their help to answer basic questions and solve problems. This act is done to promote the government's own narratives, consolidate power and reaffirm their existing beliefs.

The consultants would be required to produce a powerpoint presentation (aka "A DECK") on it. The deck shall have a minimum of 3 pie charts, 6 graphs, small font, cheesy acronyms, 2 inspirational quotes attributed to random dead thinkers & philosophers, and flourish animation.

As a result decision-making becomes a chaotic blend of wisdom, whimsy, & wild suggestions resembling a brainstorming session gone hilariously wrong.

In the land of consultocracy, the Supreme Leader's attempt to fix potholes involved a committee of experts deliberating on the most efficient shapes for them, while the roads continued to resemble a lunar surface.

by Kumbhakaran December 27, 2023

Consultmaxxing

Maximizing one's success, status or lifestyle through a career in consulting - often used tongue-in-cheek or satirically to describe people who go all-in on the stereotypical consulting lifestyle (e.g., working at delaware, wearing suits, traveling constantly, chasing prestige...).

Throughout the week, Thybe was absolutely consultmaxxing. He is aiming for that promotion!

by SpiralGuy October 8, 2025

kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.

“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P

by Shadwims December 20, 2017

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021

Digital consulting pandit

Your go-to firm for upscaling your business! Best digital marketing service that uses creative ways to make your page look impeccable. Have explicit knowledge about the digitalisation of businesses. Has a red logo but definitely a green flag for your business.

Person1:-I dont know how to promote my business on social media?
Person 2:-Digital Consulting Pandit is here for your rescue.

by Digital Consulting Pandit November 25, 2021

chakraview consulting

The ultimate, coolest , bestest digital marketing agency. If you are looking for someone to handle your digital presence look no further than Chakraview consulting.

If I had to choose between chocolate cake and Chakraview consulting , I’d choose chakraview

by Manvi jain November 25, 2021