Connie

A bad ass bitch, a Connie knows her shit. Tells you like it is. Don't play games.

Oh she's definitely a Connie

by ML1015 September 25, 2014

connipsis

Connipsis is a combination of the words ellipsis and conniption. It is indicated by a series of three exclamation marks "!!!". A connipsis is typically used in internet forums, SMS messages, email, IRC, and various other forms of electronic communication. While a typical single exclamation mark indicates strong feelings or high volume, an over usage of the punctuation mark indicates extreme emotion bordering on a conniption fit.

Typical usage of a connipsis:

OMG Becky!!! Look at her butt!!! It is sooooo big!!!

by FishGod August 26, 2008

Cognui

Refers to an object, who's name you cannot think of at a certain point in time.

Sounds like : Cog new e

"Pass me the cognui!"
refers to
"Pass me the object who's name I cannot remember!"

by annihilator_6 November 26, 2005

Conquistador Pua

A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.

Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua

by waitress who hates her job April 26, 2012

Connoisseurus Rex

A portmanteau word combining "connoisseur" (which means someone who is an expert judge in a particular matter) and "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (dinosaur species whose name means "tyrant lizard king" and is known as the angry, carnivorous jerk among dinosaurs that no other dinosaurs liked).

"Connoisseurus Rex", therefore, represents someone who takes connoisseurship to the next level by being a condescending, and at times hostile, douche. Connoisseurus Rexes are typically considered too annoying for actual friendship.

Geez why did he have to rip my head off over the way I did this?

Oh don't worry, he's just being a Connoisseurus Rex.

by rmec September 3, 2014

Connie Van Hee

The underdog that comes on top. She can withstand the everlasting storms of impudent malevolence. The harbinger of truth. Her resolute is inspirational, and justified. She feels deeply with all of her heart, but is free from the shackles of emotional upheaval. Acting not out of uncontrollable emotion, but a sense of honor. An individual whose integrity balances both discipline and compassion with those who misunderstand her. The ones with clouded judgement, the lost souls of the world who die alone and unhappy, and never find out why, because they were so easily misled by a self-loathing narcissist.

"I refuse to look in the mirror and reflect on my lack of integrity and idiocy, I will never be Connie Van Hee. So I must blame her for everything wrong in my life."

by HoratiosAdmirer September 15, 2017

Connoisseur

Derived, or rather butchered from the French word "connaisseur".

American: Wow he knows a lot about wines, what a connoisseur.

French: Do you mean connaisseur?

American: Oh look, a dayjavoooooooooo

French: Do you mean deja vu?

American: OMG pff shut up, the French don't know anything we saved your ass in WW2.

by joel charboneau November 7, 2007