Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018
Get the sweaty yeti confettimug. by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010
Get the confetti treatmentmug. The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
Get the Confetti Showermug. A word used for someone you cannot live without, someone who makes things better, someone who puts color in your life.
by Mrsjeonpark July 8, 2021
Get the Confettimug. When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.
When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom
by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024
Get the Culo Confettimug. In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015
Get the time confettimug. The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
Get the cock confettimug.