Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

Conference

a place you go with your colleagues to compare yourself to them

I go to conferences to get smarter and feel dumber

by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019

throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”

person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.

by dietscorpio July 29, 2022

Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas

"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"

by impromptuu September 9, 2021

Men's Conference

On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.

yoo my dawg u heard that Men's Conference is on the 14th of February

by lmao222 February 18, 2022

Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022

Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019