When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
A person who signs up to all relevant and irrelevant events and conferences for the sake of food , round-trips or hotel accommodations offered in these conferences
Most of the participants in this conference are conference hunters. They don't have much interest in the conference content. They are here for the free round-trip, accommodation, and free food
by Uncle Ali March 28, 2020
by Trashman14-18 September 19, 2018
A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.
by Trashman14-18 September 19, 2018
Oh that tony rotondo conference is like a tupperware party for dentists.
by slipperysquidlywalruseel September 29, 2021
What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.
Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.
by Theathlete May 01, 2021
A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
by Nobodynose2746 February 05, 2019