Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.
Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.
by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007
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by 1/2 @mazing May 13, 2005
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This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
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Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.
Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?
Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.
Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?
Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.
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Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.
by Swinford November 16, 2013
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