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Air-Conditioning Nazi

A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.
Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.
by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006
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Condescending

It’s when... wait, why am I talking to you? You’re an inferior species!
Depressed as hell and condescending
by frabrizio August 26, 2019
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Conditionerror

Forgetting to rise the conditioner out of your hair before turning off the shower and toweling your head.
"Dammit! I just got my towel all slimy"

"How did that happen?"

"I forgot to rinse my hair before turning off the shower."

"Man what a conditionerror"
by Flapjack27 November 19, 2009
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Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
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condescentionistic

The act of being extremely condescending, at the time, on purpose.
Is it just me? Or, is she very condescentionistic?
by bigwrench67 October 24, 2011
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codethulhu

Software source code so badly written it is clearly the work of ancient evil. Or cheap overseas labor.
The open source driver delivered by the manufacturer was of codethulhu quality, and had to be rewritten from scratch.
by Paladinski April 25, 2014
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conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.
Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016
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