Go commit uninstall life

This phrase is generally used to say "Go commit suicide" only in a much less offensive way.

Person 1: fOrtnITe iS tHE bEST gaME eVEr
Person 2: Go commit uninstall life
Person 1: :(

by Anonymous Urban Dictionary Use January 9, 2019

YouTube Comments

Such a cesspool of illiteracy, misogyny, racism, idiocy, hatred, violence, barbarism, intolerance and general lack of humanity has not been seen since the middle ages.

Youtube comments, approach with caution lest you wish to be stripped of all that makes you human. The unreputable proof that there has been no evolution, god made us retarded.

by Sanitykiller January 2, 2010

YouTube Comments

A greater reflection of the average Global IQ

Viewer 1: "OMG Scroll down to the YouTube Comments".
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"

by RussyMartinez January 30, 2018

go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020

Commit the "S"

Used to define a state of being extremely stressed out.

Person 1: What's your workload this week?

Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".

by craftybetch December 9, 2013

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A nightmare

Me: Let's read the comments
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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021

Comments

Something Urban Dictionary got rid of.

Half the humor on urbandictionary.com was formerly found in the "comments" section. Conversely, their removal has made this site one half less funny, one half less entertaining to visit, and one half more retarded

by tehfixedlol April 18, 2009