Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.

Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!

by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017

comfy

The state of being when everything is A-OKAY!!! Those who are fortunate enough to complete the treacherous "Quest for the Ultimate Comf" are rewarded with a one-of-a-kind life thrilling experience. Only the bravest individuals will receive the opportunity to get into the "Nition" for comfy.

Because she finished "The Quest", Holly now has the well-deserved privilege to get comfy on Nick's shoulder.

by nanette2014 December 15, 2011

comey

adj. moral hypocrite, someone who endorses a moral standard and yet behaves in violation of it.

He's so comey that he'd destroy one political candidate over harmless emails yet he'd help a racist, misogynist, treasonous con-man become president instead.

by santacruzjeff June 8, 2017

Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions

Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey

by SettingTheTruth April 2, 2019

Comfy J

The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.

James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.

by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007

comey comey goey goey

A slang term for ejaculation. The term comes from the episode "THE UNCOMFORTABLY SEXUAL EPISODE | Prop Hunt #37" of Markiplier's Garry's Mod series, started when Wade responds to a premature ejaculation joke and his friends mock and make jokes about the use of the term.

Don't find my comey comey goey goey sock

by Michael Washboard June 14, 2021

Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.

(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.

by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009