christopher columbus

1.An Italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for "discovering the New World."Most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. He killed, with the help of his Spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on Haiti.

1. In fourteen hundred and ninety three
Christopher Columbus stole all he could see.

by anonymous subway rider November 28, 2007

Knights of Columbus

Expression used when one is in a great deal of pain.

"Knights of Columbus that hurt!!"
"Knights of Columbus, I've been shot!"

by Jonny Cheecho January 27, 2008

columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok

columbus guys will beat the shit out of belen guys

by abababaaaa February 28, 2005

Columbus Academy

The Columbus Academy is the "premier" private school of Columbus, Ohio. It is cooler than CSG, because we are co-ed. (haha unis) The students there are all extremely amazing or hilarious, or they would not be admitted. (hint, hint people who aspire to be us)

Girl A: "My friend goes to Columbus Academy"

Girl B: "I wish I was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature."

Girl A: "Yeah...... they're lucky, their mascot exists!"

by ajealouscsggirl November 6, 2010

Columbus Bucket

When you are doing a girl from behind, and she throws up, for whatever reason.

"Jenny had been drinking too much, so I got a Columbus Bucket last night while we were going at it..."

by KD Lady December 21, 2004

The Knights of Columbus

Term used by Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson) in Martin Scorsese’s The Departed for the Italian Mob.

“The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city.“ - Frank Costello

by Edward005 July 28, 2020

Columbus Cupholder

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009