if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

anna codling

anna codling

a girl who has a thing for FUCK BOYS and an odd relationship with the men at most fire departments (an illegal but good one )
she also like boys with greasy hair however fancies a change every once in a while (Luke)
she is also part robot and can only have her parts changed up to 7 times a month causing her to ocasionally rust and smell of oil

"you seen that skank over there "
"yeah shes called anna codling"

"KMS"
"Yea me two... KMS"

by kalazorz July 2, 2016

dry coding

The act of writing code on paper or another surface not in a virtual space.

That written CS 138 test required a lot of dry coding.

by CoreCascade October 15, 2018

Webb Coding

Webb Coding is when you push untested newly developed code and start coding the next update before patching the former one.

"Damn Matt, I didn't realize you were so into Webb Coding."

by Shadou December 12, 2018

post coding

When you date or see multiple people from different post codes to ensure they don't cross paths

friend: "dam Ben found out I'm also sleeping with Cam and now there's heaps of drama"
me: "that's why you should use post coding it"

by Random fan girl December 19, 2018

The coding geek

The coding geek is a indian tech company started by a student in 2021 for fun and learning and presenting his skills.

The coding geek provides the best security solutions in the market.

by 12321Unknown November 25, 2021

Konami Coding

When the woman rides a man and goes up twice saying "Up, Up", goes backwards twice saying "Down, Down", shakes left to right twice ssaying "Left, Right, Left, Right", then moves both of his balls while saying "B" then "A", then both as she bounces saying "Start".

She demonstrated Konami Coding to him by riding him as if he was her own personal Bandai Namco joystick.

by Lord Jiggleballs January 31, 2022