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Cocktail eyes

When someone you are talking to at an event us constantly looking over your shoulders to see if there is someone more important or worthwhile to move on to (British)
Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target
Cocktail eyes by EMFan June 5, 2024

COCKTAIL BRO 

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro

Cocktail clit

When you get too drunk that you cannot feel your clit no matter how much stimulation you use.
“We fucked all night but I couldn’t finish because I had cocktail clit”
Cocktail clit by Laurgalore January 19, 2026

Cocktail Party Value

A metric used to measure the social currency or "cool factor" of a project, startup, or career path. It evaluates how much attention, intrigue, or immediate conversation a topic generates when mentioned in a casual social setting (like a cocktail party).

While a project might have high Cocktail Party Value (CPV), it often exists in inverse proportion to its actual utility, scalability, or boring-but-stable profitability.
High CPV: "I’m building a holographic smoke projector for underground raves." (Result: Everyone stops drinking to ask how it works; you are the most interesting person in the room.)

Low CPV: "I’m optimizing the database architecture for a mid-sized payroll processing firm." (Result: The person you’re talking to suddenly remembers they need to find the bathroom.)

High CPV: "I created a mobile game where the only objective is to smash testicles with various household objects." (Result: Disgust, laughter, and ten minutes of follow-up questions.)

Low CPV: "I sell insurance for cargo ship containers." (Result: Absolute silence, though you probably make more money than the hologram guy.)

"The app is a total nightmare to monetize, but man, the cocktail party value is through the roof."

"I'm tired of working on projects with zero cocktail party value; I want to build something people actually want to talk about at a bar."

Cherry Cocktail 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.
Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."
Cherry Cocktail by raichupal January 24, 2011

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.