pina colada

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver

Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!

by Double Bs May 6, 2008

cockadactyl

once thought to be extinct, this rare specie of penebestia is unique in the fact that its body is composed of a human sexual organ but retains its ability to fly with its dinosaur-like wings.

"Damn, shorty was so easy she coulda been a cockadactyl caretaker"

"His shit was so nasty it was identified as a cockadactyl and confiscated to a repopulation program"

by Z3000 February 15, 2007

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

by anjie July 24, 2004

cockdail

when lust drives you to call or text some one of the phone, who you only want to talk to, or text with because you want to have sex with them.

I knew Skyler would cockdail her last night, when he left the club, his dick was hard as quantuum physics.

by drbillyg May 9, 2011

cicada mindset

Wanting to get laid and then die afterwards

Jake was feeling horny and suicidal, he was on the cicada mindset

by Y’all took my handle July 14, 2022

Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014