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California Roller Coaster 

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
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American Beer Coaster 

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!

YOLO-Coaster 

1. The array of positive emotions experienced while one is performing acts only justifiable by the lifestyle choice described by the phrase "You Only Live Once (YOLO)".

2. A constant chain of YOLO-style acts. Normally results in legal punishment of some kind.
(After getting arrested) "Dude, we just got off the YOLO-Coaster. Damnit."
YOLO-Coaster by Turtletackle June 22, 2012

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
muff coaster by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

Roller coaster focus 

To listen to a person, in a broken pattern.
As she whined on and on and on, I switched to roller coaster focus. In and out, up and down. Complete focus, was too draining.

roller coaster casserole

What you vomit up. The term comes from the feeling you get when you ride a roller coaster and you puke up everything you ate.
I'm so hungover. I need to go in the bathroom to make some roller coaster casserole.

Jersey Devil Coaster 

A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.
Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.