clogged drain

when the female queefs while her partner is ejaculating inside of her so it sprays out and he comes on himself!

jered was fucking me to much so i "clogged drain" and backed it up and he blew on himself!

by wewantmore September 10, 2010

[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

by Pinkfoot February 02, 2009

Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

by HansSausage August 10, 2020

Clog job

The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

by Brett Elliott December 28, 2006

pop your clogs

In the UK, to die, usually a natural death.

three packs a day?? You'll pop your clogs before you time, sonny Jim.

by Observer54 November 29, 2006

1 dump clog

What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.

Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.

by Blerpies0909 March 14, 2010

clog up the feed

When someone really annoying on Facebook constantly updates their status, pictures, or comments on everyone's wall with nonsense.

Bob: Dude Jim is getting so annoying.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He continues to clog up the feed.

Bill: Yeah I hate when people do that

by Giz Pants April 05, 2010