Mexican Cock Fight

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins

Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.

by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

Mega-Cock

The burliest of all penis.

NOT ASIAN, usually black, Hugified penis. The Mega-Cock is a dangerous weapon once inserted in the uterus.

by rlle January 19, 2008

melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

super mega cock suckinator 2000

More modern name for my moms vacuum cleaner

I love using my super mega cock suckinator 2000

by drypickles August 8, 2020

meatus monster cock

A star that has a massive penis

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”

by vrmxlice June 11, 2020

Mexican Cock Sneeze

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010