clevland steamer 

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

clevland steamer by C Murdah May 19, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer 

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

Cleaveland Steamer by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleaveland Steamer 

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

Cleaveland Steamer by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

Cleaveland Steamer by Stefan December 2, 2003

cleavland steamer 

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away

"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

cleavland steamer by Grat December 16, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

Cleaveland Steamer by Gav800 September 18, 2005

cleaveland steamer 

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

cleaveland steamer by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003