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cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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Clean

When something or someone looks attractive or Good.
Guy 1: Aye wasup foo
Guy 2: Oh my Boi is clean! You go shopping yesterday or sum?
Guy 1: Ye, I wasted half my paycheck on clothes n shit yesterday
by AshTray1 June 7, 2019
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clean

When someone has not self-harmed for a certain amount of time.
I’ve been clean for 3 months now.
by random-peep November 17, 2017
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clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.
by sick0 May 26, 2004
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Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.
Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.
by Ammo hog November 19, 2010
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Texaco Cleanse

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010
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