clarinetage

The term describing the amount of clarinet youv played in a day.

I have done 7 hours of Clarinetage today, how about you gabi?

by Samuel Cantori December 29, 2008

Clarina

A super sexy super model like girl with a hella great personality who every guy dreams of claiming but she's too good for their white ass

Jim: Do you see Clarina over there?

Ben: Dude she's too good for you

by gmoneybish May 29, 2015

Contrabass Clarinet

A rather large member of the clarinet family, the Contrabass Clarinet is in the key of B-flat, and is one octave below the bass clarinet, which in turn is one octave lower than the regular B-flat clarinet.
There are two types of Contrabass Clarinet- the Straight Contra and the Curved Contra. Curved Contrabasses are approximately two and a half feet long and doubles back on it self three, or sometimes four times. The straight contrabass clarinet does not double back on itself, and as a result is well over five feet in length.

The contrabass clarinet is not often used, as it is a rather rare instrument, but when it is used, it usually doubles with the Contrabassoon, or the regular Bassoon.

I play the Contrabass Clarinet in the orchestra.

by Zicdeh February 11, 2005

Calvin

Calvin is a great guy. Calvin is really skinny and kind of tall. He’s athletic, has lots of friends, sometimes braggy and is well known. Everyone knows he’s goofy, live and has the biggest, most adorable smile you’ll ever see. It’s easy to be attracted to Calvin and if you hang out with him it’s hard not to catch feelings for him because he has the best personality. But truly getting to know Calvin and spending time with him is great because he’s really funny and always will make you smile. Cuddling Calvin feels like the best thing in the entire world because he knows how to hold you just right. But if you start actually “talking” to Calvin be aware that your feelings may be hurt because he has a lot of hoes. If you and Calvin stop talking it will probably be because of his hoes. You’ll never forget Calvin and will think of him all the time. Everything you do will remind you of all the good times that you shared with him. Missing Calvin hurts because you wish you could be with him all the time. When Calvin is upset with you all you could wish is for him to love you. But when you’re upset at Calvin it secretly hurts him but he will never let it show. You might have mixed emotions about Calvin but you don’t truly want to. But sometimes his “player” nature is shown and it hurts you hard. Calvin can sometimes be hard to love but you seem to always do.

“I love hanging out with Calvin even though he be playing with me sometimes” 🤦🏽 ♀️

by bad.bihh June 21, 2018

Calvin Cab

A random car that you flag down and offer to pay to take you home after a night drinking if no real cabs are present and you are desperate for a ride.

"It was fucking freezing out, so we had to calvin cab it home last night."

by shipper1 September 19, 2009

Clarinet Gang

A group of people in a band who play Clarinet. They can have many mottos but the most popular is "Squidward is love Squidward is life"

Did you hear the clarinet gang's motto

by Boardgamemaster10 May 9, 2022

Mocha Craving

Developing a sexual or otherwise unusual urge to be with tanned skinned person.

sherrie totally has the mocha craving for that Fine Indian guy.

by godofword90- March 21, 2010