clart

Taken from West Indian patois 'blood clot'. Blad was on the streets for years but a mate in Newport is now refered to as a clart thanks to the GLC.

Alright clart? Are yous safe or what?

by One Step August 7, 2003

clarted

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

by Technofrog March 22, 2003

claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006

santa clarita

most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.

santa clarita

lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo

lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc

by nomames661 January 26, 2021

Santa Clarita

A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.

KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!

by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.

On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?

by Lexayy June 21, 2008