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Super-citizen

A citizen that takes their country so damn seriously that they can't take a fuckin joke about it and they think their country is greater than god himself.
That stupid ass "super-citizen" just shot Jimmy for 2 reasons: 1) He says it's his constitutional right to carry a gun...and...2) Jimmy told him that he shat on the White House lawn.
by The All American Badass July 26, 2007
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Myspace Senior Citizen

An adult over the age of 40 that belongs to the website myspace.com.

The MSC usually uses the site as a way to spy on others, gather information in an attempt to disturb someone's life offline, or relive a long passed youth.
Boonquisha: My boyfriend's auntie won't quit friend requesting me.

LaTavious: Fuck them myspace senior citizens.
by Meredith(MissM) March 15, 2007
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The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009
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model citizen

A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.
Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!
by OughtTree August 8, 2018
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good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
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boston citizen

a person who; but is not limited to; responding to your questions and often pretends not to hear what you have to say to keep from speaking.
where the F*CK is fenway stadium?!??!

(tourist asking angerly at the boston citizens)
by myoneandonlydefinition December 13, 2009
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upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.
Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.
by p90210 July 7, 2017
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