Off your chump

British slang of unknown origin meaning "crazy", like "off your rocker" or "out of your mind".

"I can't believe she tried to do that with only duct tape, a banana, and a bottle of Windex... that bitch was off her chump!"

"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."

by offmychump December 20, 2008

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Chummy

adjective; meaning to be friendly, or highly personable

Whenever Evan meets a new person, he gets chummy real fast, to break the ice.

by The BlacKnight July 13, 2010

chump up

to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.

I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.

by terriblefish June 4, 2006

chummyjigger

A name for an object that you either do not know the name of or just plain forget

Can you pass me that chummyjigger by your foot?

by Jeffery Buckle September 22, 2007

Chumposaurus

(chump-o-sore-ass)

n. A chump (see chump) who finds it difficult to hide the fact that he’s gay.

“Hey man, do you know Hardip?”

“Unfortunately, yes, I do. Dude, that guy is such a Chumposaurus.”

by jomama angiedad January 3, 2009

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010